Easyriders Australia SMC Ipswich Chapter

Two elderly Bikers were eating breakfast in a biker bar one morning. Pedro noticed something funny about Hazza's ear and he said, '"Hazza, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Hazza answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" he pulled it out and stared at it.

Then he said, "Pedro, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

When the biker finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.

No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the biker phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." The widow replied, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."

A funeral service is being held for a biker chick who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives & rides for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, her biker husband yells out, "Watch that wall!"

Two old bikers had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of rides and adventures Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a month to go on rides.

One day they were cruising the freeway when one looked at the other and yelled, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been brothers for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it, what the fuck is your name bro?." His friend glared at him. For at least three miles he stared and glared at him. Finally he said, "How soon do you need to know?"