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ivan Member Posts: 31 |
Murphy's Law - You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Murphy's Law - The buddy system is essential to survival, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
You know you've been drinking too much coffee when....You can outlast the energizer bunny!!
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ivan Member Posts: 31 |
THOUGHT TO PONDER ! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? | |
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